…but like a train wreck, I couldn’t look away. In fact I cannot wait until next week. Hopefully to watch Teresa throw a full glass of wine in Caroline’s face. Wishful thinking, I am sure. I understand that this is a reality show, and they need to show the “reality” but I just don’t think showing Joe’s phone call was necessary at all. Think of those children…those 4 girls. Its like a home movie showing Daddy’s lack of respect and quite possibly his affairs. Do I think a worker was on the phone? No, I don’t. And it breaks my heart because I love, love, love Teresa.
Watching her try to talk to Joe in a hush tone (because DUH YOUR FREAKING MIC IS ON!!!) and then seduce him in the vineyard was just painful to watch. I was literally cringing at her desperate attempt at being close to her husband. I wanted to punch the screen when he called her a “f**king wh**re” to her face. And mostly I just wanted to cry as I watched a strong, self-respecting woman cower and be blatantly disrespected by her husband on national T.V. It was heartbreakingly….real. And that is all I can say about that.
As for the toast…Teresa did not address every single person there…so why should Kathy think she is an exception. I think it was an honest omission. In any event…after seeing all the crap Kathy and her husband talk about Teresa for the last two seasons…,I am kinda glad she didn’t toast her. Kathy comes off as a sweet, innocent…but at the end of the day…this woman and her family came on the show to destroy her cousin in a quest for fame. She is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Someone shove a cannoli up her ass.
And Melissa? I despise her. But she was relatively calm this episode. Her husband on the other hand? An absolute heathen. I am serious. The man is a desperate neanderthal.
And the award for biggest waste of human space and air goes to…Lauren Manzo. What a bitter, angry, jealous person. I don’t think she has ever once said anything positive to anyone. Maybe the lap band can suck some of the asshole out of her. Until then, she will remain a wet mop.
And Caroline. Poor nasty, judgemental, someone-get-her-a-hair-brush Caroline. It doesn’t get more hypocritical than that. This week she declared that she won’t comment on Teresa’s marriage. Good thing two weeks ago, in the same outfit (so therefore same interview day) she declared Teresa’s marriage was headed for divorce. Can’t wait to see her get involved next week…its always fun watching a bear eat a kitten.