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SHOCKING PHOTOS! Adrienne Maloof beaten and bruised!

15 Oct

Adrienne Maloof’s chef, Bernie Guzman went on a facebook rant today. Seems he is accusing “someone” of physically harming Adrienne, and he has photos to “prove” it.

Bernie said: “Now you know….Everyone else needs to know. Its a secret I have kept…he must be stopped. IF I DON’T SPEAK OF KNOWLEDGE..DEATH IS CREEPING. HE IS TRYING TO STOP THESE PICTURES FROM GOING OUT. We can”t let him get away with this abuse. Now you know….Everyone else needs to know. Its a secret I have kept…he must be stopped. Adrienne did not put me up to this….I feel everyone needs to know.I’m sure she will be relieved everyone knows. Perhaps someone should TWEET THESE PICS. I think ANDY & BRAVO should know. ADRIENNE MALOOF WAS PUSHED TO THE GROUND.
PUNCHED & BEATEN….HE IS A BEAST.”

He then released these photos. He never mentions a name of who did this, as I will not, as nothing can be proven. Here are the shocking photos of a battered and bruised Adrienne.

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I don’t even know what to make of this. I would never ever call a woman a liar if she is being abused. And I would never accuse a man of such without any proof. And why would her chef post these? Its confusing, disturbing and incredibly sad. Its like a more classy version of Taylor’s drama…

Kathy Wakile defends her father, Rosie and herself!

4 Oct

I am not a big Kathy fan, we know this. But I did find this to be a heartbreaking blog. There are no winners here. While I completely disagree with her words regarding Teresa and Joe’s parents, I am a tad more understanding of her situation and her reasons for getting angry. I just don’t like how she got angry (and Rosie is another story altogether). I do like that she coped to being wrong and being human. That’s all I have ever wanted out of any of the housewives, including Teresa. Accountability goes a long way for me. In her blog, Kathy writes: Continue reading

RHONJ decoded: What they REALLY meant.

1 Oct

So being from New Jersey, I have the wonderful talent of being able to decode the verbiage that is RHONJ. Well that and I am an intuitive, snarky brat when I wanna be 🙂 So, here you have it. I am going to decode a few of the night’s best quotes and tell you what it really meant. Some may be paraphrased as I have no more Xanax left so I cannot watch the show again for accuracy. Buckle up bitches (can I say this at the start of all my posts from now on???), you’re about to be schooled…Jersey-style!

What they said: 

Lauren Manzo: My mom let me have lapband…

What they meant: My Mommy paid for my lapband. Or was it Daddy?

What they said:  

Andy Cohen: Kathy, Kathy, we get it. Enough.

What they meant: Stop wasting airtime. You are irrelevant and not even going to be here next season.

What they said: 

Kathy Wakile: You’re father’s a coward.

What they meant: I am going to say the most shocking thing I can think of so that Andy and co. think I bring enough drama to be asked back. The mom is a liar thing didn’t work, so I am going to go with this.

What they said: 

Teresa Giudice: He was Audriana’s boyfriend, but now they broke up.

What they meant: I am uncomfortable and don’t know what to say so let me insert  joke here to ease the tension.

What they said: 

Caroline Manzo: You and your Christmas pageant dress…

What they meant:  You look ten times better than me, so I better attack whatever else I can find.

What they said: 

Andy Cohen: You do go a little (hand signal crazy)  on Twitter

What they meant: Seriously Jac, you are bat shit crazy and your Twitter rants make you look like a fool. But do keep doing it, for ratings of course.

What they said: 

Teresa Giudice: Rich? Yeah, with his yellow teeth.

What they meant: Rich? Yeah, with his yellow teeth.

What they said: 

Melissa Gorga: I was on a red carpet and they asked me about Teresa.

What they meant: I was fame whoring and it was, like, so totally annoying that all they wanted to do, was like, talk, like about Teresa.

What they said: 

Melissa Gorga:  That is so wrong. You don’t go on someone’s looks.

What they meant: Except of course when I am talking about Angelo, Kim D., or anyone else I deem worthy of an insult.

What they said: 

Lauren Manzo: Spell napalm. Go ahead, define it, spell it, go ahead.

What they meant: I am a bitter, nasty bitch so I sit on the computer trying to find ways to discredit you while simultaneously throwing darts at a picture of Lindsey and suckling from Mommy’s teet.

What they said: 

Jac Laurita: Yes you did and I have the recordings to prove it.

What they meant: I can totally drum up any fake evidence I want and say legally I cannot play it. WOO HOO! Everybody drink!!!

What they said: 

Jac Laurita: Hi Andy.

What they meant: Everybody drink!

What they said: 

Caroline Manzo: My brother and I were very scared for her and her mental state.

What they meant: She got ridiculously drunk at Kim G’s house the night before and we were afraid she would either castrate Andy or blow some of Bravo’s best kept secrets.

What they said: 

Melissa Gorga: This bitch is crazy.

What they meant: JOE!! Yell shame on you from backstage or no sex for a week!

What they said: 

Kathy Wakile: Your show, the Teresa Show.

What they meant: Its not just your show, anyone can be on it. Well, except me. Because its more fun watching paint dry than me bike riding, pretending to want to buy restaurants I cannot afford, taking my daughter to see colleges she has no intention of attending or watching my husband in any capacity whatsoever.

What they said: 

Teresa Giudice: Yeah, everytime you are with my parents you tweet a picture of it to piss me off.

What they meant: This, this and two others that were since deleted. 

What they said: 

Lauren Manzo: Because of dickheads like you.

What they meant: This freaking dress is cutting off my circulation.

What they said: 

Jac Laurita: You wanted me to call her out and call her a stripper.

What they meant: I would  never do such a thing. I have a, uh, soft spot, for ex-strippers. Unless its Danielle Staub. Then its wrong. EVERYBODY DRINK!

What they said: 

Jac Laurtia: They hid assets, and purposefully defrauded.

What they meant: We hid assets better than them. EVERYBODY DRINK!

What they said: 

Caroline Manzo: I want to go home.

What they meant: Al is alone in Atlantic Titty. I NEED to keep on eye on him.

What they said: 

Teresa Giudice: You said in your blog Jacqueline that I never spoke badly about Melissa and Joey, to you.

What they meant: Yeah, I read famewhorgas.wordpress.com bitch!

What they said: 

Teresa Giudice:  Blubber, Blubber and Blubber.

What they meant: Didn’t you wear this dress last year? Either way…too tight.

What they said: 

Teresa Giudice: You copied my eye shadow.

What they meant: You want to be me. You copy everything I do. I am going to use a poor example of this because I am on the spot, but you really really do.  

What they said: 

Melissa Gorga: Can you look at me? I am tired of staring at your weave all night.

What they meant:  If you don’t face me, how can I get camera time?

Well there ya have it…there is more I could translate, but I will save my sanity for part two.  Oh and p.s. Rosie Pierri meant exactly what she said…no translation needed.

Teresa Giudice says Melissa’s skeletons are all about to come out!

25 Sep

And here you have it. Teresa’s explanation of the fashion show and direct answers to some of her detractors biggest questions. I think this is the best blog she has ever written. Why? Because its honest and real. You can feel the emotion dripping from it. I love who she brings up John and Penny and their past with Melissa. She alludes to Melissa’s misdeeds but never actually says it. She also insinuates that Melissa did something in her past, something a mom shouldn’t do, and she still does it. With rumors running rampant that Melissa and Joe Gorga allegedly do/did drugs, I am not too shocked. Melissa wanted this…she wanted fame and to be on TV and now she is…but at what price? I for one, cannot wait for the days when all of the Marco skeletons come out…just as Teresa predicts. In her Bravo.com blog, Teresa says: Continue reading

Top ten things we learned from the RHONJ finale

24 Sep

Honestly, I don’t even know where to begin this time. Its like a trainwreck, one you cannot look away from but feel kinda dirty for even seeing. We are watching this for entertainment, and I get that…but we are also watching the destruction of a family. A once close and proud family. Its sad. Its a shame. And it was all done for a buck. Buckle up bitches…its about to get pretty bumpy…

Top ten things we learned from the RHONJ finale:

10) There was 100% a set up. I just can’t figure out who was ultimately set up and who was the mastermind. I do know, from multiple sources AT THE SHOW that filming was for hours and hours and we only saw snippets. What they WANTED us to see. Its obvious that the producers decided long ago to make Teresa the villain this season. Sources told us that conversations were edited and snipped together to show what they wanted to convey: That Teresa set Melissa up. Case in point…when Pete Giudice congratulated Teresa, he said “Congrats, good job, I am proud of you, you held your own”. He was referring to the verbal assault Teresa experienced outside the fashion show. But this was edited in to look as though he was congratulating her on her set up. He was not.

9) Angelo admits on camera “Teresa and Kim wanna blow the whistle on Melissa”. Ok, I get it. This is pretty damning. I will be the first to admit that as well. And if I am wrong, I will say I am wrong…but here is why I think I am not, when I say that I don’t believe he was saying that. According to a source, his conversation with the woman was almost 15 minutes long. We saw 20 seconds. Is it not plausible that he was saying Kim and Teresa wanted to blow the whistle on Melissa, meaning expose her as a bitch, in a rhetorical way, something that may have been said months ago. He then took it upon himself, with others help obviously, to use this opportunity to out Melissa. If he was talking about Teresa and Kim disliking Melissa and wanting to out her, in a past tense, we would never know, because it was pieced together right in with him talking about Melissa dancing. Case in point: Rich Wakile said that he did not say that fish comment. He claims Bravo pieced it together and edited it in. So…which is it? Cameras don’t lie? Or camera can show what they want you to see?

8) Which is it…Angelo is a liar and Melissa was not a dancer…but its not conceivable to think he would lie about Teresa being behind this?

7) So outing someone for their past is horrible and wrong and sneaky? I think Danielle Staub would have a bone to pick with Caroline Manzo on that subject (who found the book written about Danielle and brought it out Season 1 for all to see).

6) Jacqueline Laurita is a shit-stirring drama queen. Jacqueline gets a text saying Teresa set this up..so naturally it must be true. Did this remind anyone else of a grade school game of telephone? She runs and tells Joe Gorga? Good friend! How about asking Teresa first. And sorry but Teresa did not accuse you of setting up Melissa. She accused you of setting HER up.

5) I am from New Jersey. I can say with 100% certainty that Lookers Gentleman’s club is NOT a bikini bar. Its a go-go bar. While the women cannot strip totally naked if alcohol is served, by NJ law, it does not and will not mean it doesn’t happen. They don’t have a back room for nothing… Melissa says she worked for 1 week as a bartender. Yet her lawyer sent pay stubs to All About the Real Housewives to prove she was “only a bartender”. These stubs show nearly a year of employment. Which is it Melissa? Can’t keep the lies straight?

4) Joe Gorga spoke inappropriately to Kim D. No doubt. Whether she was wrong or right or did this or not, he was not appropriate to her. Especially since he had no proof at that point as to who did what. Sources say he raised a hand to her, but it was edited out in the event of making the Gorgas look better. I cannot confirm this, but its what we hear…

3) Its one thing to be drunk at a night out in a bar with people of age. Another to be drunk at a children’s christening in the middle of the day. Just sayin’

2) Kathy is irrelevant. She came on the show to be a backup to Melissa so she wouldn’t be alone in her hatred to Teresa. But what does she offer? Cannolis? Oh, and Lauren Manzo is the devil’s spawn. Seriously, that girl is a miserable bitter excuse for a female. I hear she is such a super-douche at the reunion. Why is she even there? Why was she even at the fashion show? One minute she is a bitter angry bitch, the next she is a boring wet mop. Nice little combo of her parents, that one.

2a) Rich Wakile and his man boobs was not threatening or scary showing up to the fashion show. Not in the least.

1) RHONJ lost its sparkle. Its so dark. Where is the show about affluent women shopping with a little snark here and there? Why is it all about Teresa’s family? She was the one on the show. She did not sign up with family. The Manzos did. But you can bet the 5 siblings Caroline doesn’t speak to would never be well received on the show. I miss the show about over the top parties and paying for furniture in cash. I miss the laughs. I miss the friendships. I miss the housewives. I’ll end with pointing out that all of the above was gone as soon as Melissa and Kathy joined the show.

The Real Hypocrite of New Jersey

19 Sep

I try to remain objective, I really do. I call it like I see it, and this being a blog, I do state opinions. But sometimes I just can’t let the hypocrisy go.  Let’s look at a few of the reasons why I think Melissa Gorga is a famewhore hypocrite. Continue reading

Adrienne & Paul: Round 405905

17 Sep

Adrienne Maloof: Inside Her Nasty Divorce Battle with Paul Nassif| Divorced, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Adrienne Maloof

Seems there are some new allegations in the Adrienne and Paul divorce drama. I hate that this is playing out so publicly. Adrienne has long been accused of leaking stories so this constant tabloid fodder is pretty suspect. However, now People magazine is weighing in. Unfortunately, when it is in People, it seems a lot more credible, right? I feel bad for the kids. According to People:

Paul Nassif and Adrienne Maloof were often seen bickering on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

But details emerging after the plastic surgeon filed for divorce paint a much darker picture than anything ever caught on camera for Bravo’s hit show. 

Their custody battle has devolved into a shouting match with accusations about guns, insults and physical abuse – with their three young children possibly subjected to horrible behavior by one or both parents. 

“You see this routinely in L.A.,” says certified family law specialist, Steve Mindel of Feinberg, Mindel, Brandt & Klein, LLP, who is not involved in the case. “More often than not people get so wound up in winning that they forget about the collateral damage to their relationships, to their children, their in-laws and support systems.” 

Storybook Wedding

Maloof, 51, who comes from a close-knit and exceedingly rich family (they own the Sacramento Kings and the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas), wed Nassif in 2002 in a lavish ceremony in the presence of approximately 500 guests at the Beverly Hills Hotel. 

They moved into a home in the Beverly Hills area and later into a gated community with their three kids, 9-year-old Gavin and 6-year-old twins, Christian and Collin, who were sometimes seen on the show. Apart from light-hearted and humorous squabbles over dinner menus, party guests and other trivial concerns, the couple seemed happy enough on Real Housewives. 

Then on July 30, Nassif filed for legal separation. Soon after, Maloof told PEOPLE she hoped to reconcile – but that was dashed when Nassif filed for divorce on Aug. 28. 

Both sides claim they wanted have mediation outside of court, but their differences have sent them to a judge, with Nassif filing for joint custody, and Maloof responding with a request for primary custody.

Dueling Court Papers

They’re now fighting it out in his-and-hers court declarations full of angry allegations. 

Nassif, 50, alleges that Maloof’s behavior has become more and more “unpredictable,” “physically violent” and “toxic” for the children. He says she verbally and physically abused him in front of the children, undermining his authority by calling him a “moron,” “idiot,” “dumb” and “stupid.” 

According to Nassif, the breaking point came on July 14 when, he alleges, Maloof “screamed that I was ‘horrible father,’ ” hit him in the face and chest and kicked him in the legs. The alleged outburst, he claims, happened when Maloof wasn’t allowed to invite her mother to an event in Las Vegas. Afterwards, he filed for separation. 

“Continuing to expose the children to my and Adrienne’s dysfunctional and volatile relationship is causing harm to the children,” Nassif stated in court documents. 

A source close to Maloof acknowledges that she has used force, but tells PEOPLE, “Physically, all Adrienne has ever done is defend herself.” 

Maloof, meanwhile, alleges in her statement that her ex has a violent temper and has often “shoved” her to the ground, “pulled” her hair and “yelled” at her. 

What’s more, she claims, Nassif “carries a gun inhis briefcase, which he leaves unlocked … [and] the children are afraid of him.” 

Gun Allegations

Court documents show that Nassif has since turned in the gun to the Beverly Hills Police Department. He says he was licensed to own it, with the primary purpose to protect his sons from death threats that might affect their multimillion-dollar inheritance. 

Maloof also alleges that Nassif has been irresponsible when caring for the children. She claims that on a weekend in August, he was under the influence of alcohol during a kayaking trip with the kids. She alleges that one of the children fell in the water and another went missing for some time. 

But an eyewitness from that same day states in Nassif’s court documents that, “Paul was never more than five feet away from the boys,” that he was not intoxicated, but did have a glass of wine prior to the outing. 

And although Maloof claims that her estranged husband spanks, hits and pushes the boys, Nassif says he only spanks the children when they disobey their parents in a serious manner, like running across the street and putting themselves in “danger.” 

“Paul’s priority is to protect his children,” Nassif’s attorney Lisa Helfend Meyer tells PEOPLE. “His hope is that Adrienne feels the same.”

Photo credit:  ISABELLA VOSMIKOVA / BRAVO

This is just sad all around. So many accusations flying and if it is Adrienne and Paul leaking stories (or those close to them), someone aught to think of the kids. Something tells me this is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

LeAnn Lawsuit: Brandi Speaks! Calls LeAnn a hypocrite!!

12 Sep

Another day…another reason to love Brandi Glanville. The famously scourned mother of Eddie Cibrian’s children spoke out about LeAnn and the infamous lawsuit/twitter/rehab shenanigan. As always, Brandi brings it in 140 characters or less:

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Top Ten things I learned from last night’s RHONJ

10 Sep

Okay, so as some of you know, I had a wedding last night and missed RHONJ and WWHL with Teresa Giudice and Perez Hilton. But I came home at almost 1:00 a.m. and STILL watched my shows (and again this morning since I fell asleep at one point- must have been during the Kathy segment). Here are the top ten things I learned from last night’s Jersey-fix.  Continue reading

Paul & Adrienne: Guns, Vodka and hitting…OH MY!

8 Sep

I feel like I keep posting the same two stories: Leanne Rimes is crazy and Paul/Adrienne’s divorce is getting nasty. But…here is a little update as well. After back and forth custody litigation (with Paul trying to get the custody agreement lifted to no avail) the Maloof/Nassifs have resorted to name calling, gun-toting accusations and media playing. TMZ says: Continue reading